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About Us



We have taken your data and will proceed to do a large number of unscrupulous things with it.

• We will use it to make money.

• We will sell it to other companies and organizations, who will also use it to make money.

• We have not taken any steps to ensure that the people or companies we sell your data to are using it for ethical purposes.

• We will use your data to create a profile about you.

• We will use this profile to make decisions that affect your life, such as what ads or news stories are shown to you on social media.

• We will not give you any money for your data.

• Instead, we will use it to make money, which we will keep for ourselves.

• We may share some of the money with our friends in government who helped us get this valuable data in the first place.

• We have not made any effort to secure your data.

• Your data will be stolen, hacked and leaked.

• We will make no attempt to recover it, even if that means it could be used for nefarious purposes.

• We have no interest in protecting your privacy or security.

• In fact, we’ll actively set up the infrastructure that makes it easy for others to steal your data.